moshturbate:

aarteries:

Sometimes you just want someone to drive with and show them your favorite songs.

I want this so bad
moshturbate:

aarteries:

Sometimes you just want someone to drive with and show them your favorite songs.

I want this so bad

moshturbate:

aarteries:

Sometimes you just want someone to drive with and show them your favorite songs.

I want this so bad

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bloodjunkie-angelgroupie:

The best reaction to when someone is crying.

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my youngest sister got detention and a letter home because a boy said to her “girls don’t fart” so she sat on him and farted i’m actually dying 

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egberts:

where can i buy that for free

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theamericankid:

Where is the “stepped on lego” or “stepped on pronged plug”?

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vasuki:

This ad on the subway goes hard as fuck
vasuki:

This ad on the subway goes hard as fuck

vasuki:

This ad on the subway goes hard as fuck

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"

I’ve said this before and I’ll point it out again -

Menstruation is caused by change in hormonal levels to stop the creation of a uterine lining and encourage the body to flush the lining out. The body does this by lowering estrogen levels and raising testosterone.

Or, to put it more plainly “That time of the month” is when female hormones most closely resemble male hormones. So if (cis) women aren’t suited to office at “That time of the month” then (cis) men are NEVER suited to office.

If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time.

And, on a final note, post-menopausal (cis) women are the most hormonally stable of all human demographics. They have fewer hormonal fluctuations of anyone, meaning older women like Hilary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren would theoretically be among the least likely candidates to make an irrational decision due to hormonal fluctuations, and if we were basing our leadership decisions on hormone levels, then only women over fifty should ever be allowed to hold office.

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estpolis:

people say lmao a lot nowadays but no one says rofl anymore and its weird cause back in the day rofl and lmao used to be interchangeable and if you were a risktaker youd combine them into roflmao but now everyones dropped rofl. its probably for the best but i cant help but be nostalgic.

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meanplastic:

heartless:

imagine if we all went to school together

image

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icarly-official:

that escalated quickly
icarly-official:

that escalated quickly

icarly-official:

that escalated quickly

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